The two statues of a man and a woman has been standing opposite each other across a park for over a century. One day an angel flew down from heaven and with a wave of the hand gave them both life. The angel explained they could do what ever they wishes for half an hour. The man and woman smiled at each other ran behind a bush and giggling was heard for about 15 minutes. They returned with smiles to the angel. The angel said you can have another 15 minutes. They stared at each other. The woman said this time you hold the pigeon down and I will shit on his head.