“Fishing is a sport with a worm at one end and a dummy at the other!”

“Fish grown fastest between the time they're caught and the bar in port!”

A Montana fisherman, proud of his state's rivers was telling a dude about a fish he's caught the week before, "it took me an hour to land. Then I saw it was too small to keep, so me and three other guys threw it back!"

A Texan was bragging about the fish back home. Sick of listening to him an Alaskan piped up and said" I caught a fish last month that was eight inches" The Texas said" That's kind of small" The Alaskan said, "We measure them between the eyes!"

I once was hurt catching a thresher shark. I dislocated my shoulders trying to describe it!"

The lady was a novice at fishing, but wanted to show here consort that she was a sport. As they sat in the water, the waves gently lapping the sides of the boat, the lady asked.' How much does the red, white, and green thing costs"? Her boyfriend said, " The float-It costs about a nickel" The lady said, "Then I owe you a nickel my float just sank"

From Milton Berle’s Private Joke Files Library #818.02 B