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As cited by Patty Bergman "From the Dictionary of American Family Names, by Elsdon C.Smith, we find that Walter "rule army" was introduced by the Normans into England at the time of the Conquest. "Walter Giffard, Lord of Longueville was a cousin of the conqueror and feudal barony of Long Crendon, comprising 107 manors, 48 of which were in Buckinghamshire,[14] of which the caput was at Long Crendon, Buckinghamshire."

In the book, THE WALTERS FAMILY, by the American Genealogical Research Institute, we see that: The "Walters were once only a few men serving in William the Conqueror's army. They had not yet founded their own families and were simply young knights whose swords had earned them a fief of land on the coast of Devon, England, in a place called Biddeford. Biddeford, though not much more than a village in the twelfth century, had a port that was the departure point of ships bound around Cornwall for the Irish Sea and trade with Wales and the Celts of Ireland."

4 Walters brothers Were French Nobility aided the conquest of UK 1066; received Titles of Nobility from William The Conqueror. They survived the black death. John Walters Waters (1420-1520) became the York Herald. Most of the population who were not nobility... were of course tenant farmers or slaves to the local royalty and received protection in exchange for their work. Most could not read or write and lived very simple lives

By 1400 The Waters of Wales were nobility and in control of the sea lanes to the new world. During this time many peasants became tradesman after 7 year indentured servitude. Most of the persons moving to the United States had to sign an indentured servitude agreeing to do 7 years work for the person pay their boat far; food; and shelter for 7 years. Persons who failed to do the required work were punished or put in prison. Thus came the term Debators Prison

Col William Waters (1622-1689) colonized Virginia and was the first Sheriff In the United States and a holder of many slaves and plantations. His heirs could take over the operation of a plantation until they themselves completed a 7 year indentured serviture and could demonstrate they could manage the assets for profit. If the heirs could not meet requirements an Executor of the Estate was found to manage the assets until an heir could be found to meet the requirements.

Major Thomas W Walters (1736-1806) and his Brother Col Phileon Waters were granted bounty land Anderson County SC and Newton South Carolina and the hundreds of family members worked as team to work each area of bounty land. As far is known they owned no slaves until the War of 1812.

Herring Henry Walters 1786-1860 grant of bounty Land settled Jones County MS. An enormous wagon train with hundreds of family members made the journey and I am told there is a Walters under every rock and tree in an huge region. It must be assumed they prospered. The average family probably had 10-12 children and had all the slave they could ever want without the expense of purchasing someone else to work their farm. Most likely the only persons who owned slaves were the large Planatations engage in cotton

Civil War The Great Equalizer Unlike today men of military age in south were expected to serve in the military as a matter of course during the Civil War. Many persons believe the confederate flag is a symbolism for racism... During the War the South petitioned The United Kingdom to come into the war on their side. The flag is patterned at the the English Blackjack-which was the south's way of telling the north to take it and stick it where the sun don't shine

After the President Abraham Lincoln Declared the Emancipation Proclamation and when the slave were finally free-many former slaves simply had no skill sets to exist in the world of the time and instead choose to live on the plantations where they worked as tenant farmers under their former owners.

The Buffalow Soliders on the other hand were battle hardened elite fighting forces and most by account could read; write; and trusted to help quell problems with the native Americans throughout the west.

Joel Walters (1840-1912) Civil War Vet and His Wife were grant of bounty land in Liberty, TX; their decendants on my Grandmothers side married Sam Houstons neice. My grandmother Ella Walters married her husband my grand father Hilton Walter and both were noted educators in Anderson County TX. Hill Walters went on to become a member of Texas Legislture was reportedly and free school books for all children in Texas

Walters Throught WWII-2020 follow the family history down the page through current times

Walters Throught WWII-2020 follow the family history down the page through current times

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This Link the Congress visited the Triad in 2011 in North Carolina and cleaned out the KKK gene pool. In 2023 Former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is being prosecuted in an alleged plot to overthrow the government. Mr. Meadows is former Congressman from NC 11th Distict in Triad

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