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I Political Patronage System-We Will Decide Who Become President Successful Canidates Must Be Dumber Than A Door Knob; Easy to Manipulate

II Should Former US Congressman Bob Goodlatte Run IF Mr. Donald Trump Pead Innocent By Reason Of Mental Defect?

III We Are Here To Pass Water In The Coffin Of The Dearly Departed -Tombstone-Would You Get Off Your Dead Ass & Go Back To Work?

IV 72 Year Old Batchelor Seeks Wife-Divorced-Passes Away The Wisdom of Maxine On Old Folks Lives On

VI Our Web Services Have Been Fagged By Facebook And Google Gooooooly-Shazamm!!!
V V Ancient Aliens Have Returned And Taken Up Operations At Skin Walker Ranch -Professor Einstein Weight In On Issues Of Relocation of Alien Species

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I Vladimir Putin & Evil Empire Threatened Nuclear War -Loses & Executed By President Of Russia Volodymyr Zelenskyy

II US Senator Mark O Hatfield: Declared Dallas Police Chief Pussy Galore Texas Fictious Conviction Overturned- Not Well Recieved

III Organized Crime Control of HUD-Homelss Programs The Homeless Are Pawns Used To Destroy Billions of Dollars of Real Estate

IV President Joseph Biden Calls For Nursing Home Reform 2 Mlllion Reported Dead After Donald Trump Suspended Nursing Home Oversight

V The National Debt Was $15.4 Trillion (2011) How The Health Care Industry Is Bankrupting the United States

Walter Giffard, Lord of Longueville

B 978-Died: 1084, Longueville-sur-Scie
France

Lord John Walters

Approver and Chancellor of
Pembrookshire &
West Haverford

John Walter(s) (Waters)

York Herald
Birthdate: circa 1420
Died March 28, 1502
London, UK
You Went Back Too The Slave Enforcement Unit?
Editorial Department Link You don't have to call me Your Majesty any more and can get up off the floor; stand up and speak. Wait where are you going-back to the Plantation

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Col William Waters-Governor
First Sheriff In US

I Vladimir Putin & Evil Empire Threatened Nuclear War
-Loses & Executed By President Of Russia Volodymyr Zelenskyy


War in Ukraine

Invasion Fails
Invasion of Ukraine Fails
Ukraine Invades Russia-Takes Over Moscow
This Link it was not to difficult to see the end for Putin as Ukraine forces began regular strikes inside Russia; invaded the home land and drove unopposed to Moscow. The Biden Administration placed restrictions of US Military equipment to make sure this did not happen

From The Movie The Terminator Judgement Day

Blast Wave
The Supersonic Blast Wave
You Will Die Instantly Without Any Pain
Check Out This Link too get a better idea of what nuclear war is actually enough to scare you straight

Putin Sent To His Maker

Interviewed In 7th Level of Hell
President of Russia Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Nothing Much To Say To Valdimir Putin Before
Executing him on live televison by firing squad and personally placing a 9 MM slug behind Puting left Ear

II US Senator Mark O Hatfield: Declared Dallas Police Chief Pussy Galore
Texas Fictious Conviction Overturned- Not Well Recieved


You Asked Me What?

Bend Over The Desk Please
We Questioned How US Senator Mark O Hatfield
Did His Job? We Got Raped
This Link City of Dallas Police Department 1993: We arrested Mr Walters in Dallas Texas in 1993 for alleged stealing his laminated book or credentials or resume from a non profit agency. While Mr. Walters was in jail. We called the Honorable US Senator Mark O Hatfield (R-OR) Chairman of Senate Appropriations Committee if actually knew of Mr.Walters; wrote a federal law on his behalf...and if he didn't have any thing better to do with his time that write legislation on some homeless person?

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Oh Yea We Are Fucked
City of Dallas Police Department
2014 Main Street
Dallas, TX 75201
US Senator Mark O Hatfield
Meets Pussy Galore
The Senator explained he was having problems understanding the conservation and was going to fly down to Dallas; have his Secret Service detail drop my drawers; hold me over my desk while the Senator explored the problem in greater detail. I went right to the jail threw Mr.Walters out of jail and told him to never come to Dallas again.

Sometime later when the Senator learned we arranged a conviction without of trial and simply installed it on the NCIS we had a close encouter of the unfortunate kind.

Extensive Litigation To

Remove Conviction From NCIC
Winner Of Coveted Golden Cowpie Award 1993-1999
Director Freeh Became Head of College Security @ Where Speaker Hasset Was
Convicted As A Child Molestor

III Organized Crime Control of HUD-Homelss Programs
The Homeless Are Pawns Used To Destroy Billions of Dollars of Real Estate


Ronald Reagan Adminstration

& President Gerald Ford
Organized Control of Homeless Programs
Homeless Are Pawns Used To Destroy Billions of Dollars of Real Estate
From HUD Office Of Inspector General Ronald Reagan Said He Would Drop us in River with Cement On Our Legs:if we investigated or oversighted HUD homeless programs And that is how Congress came to "Volunteer" Mr. Walters as cited online:

http://cwaltersgonefishing.net

We were thrilled to have the benefits of his work without having to actually have our staff investigate those nasty, dangerous; filthy; drug invested and convict laden shit holes. Decades later we would gladly deposit Mr. Walters in the Patomic River.

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Programs Based On Roman Model

Supreme Court of the United States

1 First Street, NE
Washington, DC 20543
US Supreme Court Commands
Due Process & Equal Protection of the Law
Roman Model Challenges Supreme Court Law
Forced Migration From Smaller To Larger Communities
The idea of making sure the homeless can't stay in town long enough to get anything A really neat and effective for conservatives to drop the human trash in larger cities and then complain about funding for low income groups this link
homeless travel agencies may force victims to travel over 20,000 a year keeping them stateless persons

1. The United States Supreme Court has enacted Constitional Law on the
Right of Citizens to Interstate Travel comprised by 100 some odd rulings incuding such precedents as US V Guest (383 U.S. 745 (more) 86 S. Ct. 1170; 16 L. Ed. 2d 239) and Williams V Fears 179 U.S. 270 (1900)

2. The gist of the Supreme Court Law is that citizens have a well established right to engaged in interstate travel and live where they so wish. Generally it is beyound the power of the federal, state, or city governments to restrict these rights.

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WPA 2022-Immigration Reform
Model Shelter Technology Online Programs
Best of The Best
Model Homeless/Guest Programs

IV President Joseph Biden Calls For Nursing Home Reform
2 Mlllion Reported Dead After Donald Trump Suspended Nursing Home Oversight


President Joseph Biden Jr

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NE
Washington, DC
President Joseph Biden Jr State Of Union Address
Promises To Restore Accountability In Nursing Home & Long Term Care
This Link amid reports of massive number of deaths in nursing homes and long term care facilities promises restoration of HHS federal oversight functions taken out by former President Donald Trump

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Dr Doug Wright 1999
Don't Be Seen By Anymore
Idiots, Fools, Or ER Physicians
500 Doctors Can't Complete Medical Work?
& Getting Filthy Rich Dragging Things Out
This Link It used to be politically correct if you want to rob a bank use a gun. It took 10 doctors 5 years to remove a melanoma; 140 doctors years to discover the miracle of Xarelto; 180 doctors to doctors treating chronic stalph infections to discovery Rhocephin....Hundreds of doctors have been unable to complete hip surgery; remove renal carcinoma....and appear to be getting rich in the process

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Dr Ahmad Mansoor
Morrill County Community Hospital
1313 S St
Bridgeport, NE 69336
(308) 262-1616
Dr Who-Who Stole Dr Ahmad Mansoor Identity?
Exactly How Many People Are Using His Name?
Dr Ahmad Mansoor Imagine being a hard working honest ER Physician in Nebraska and learning some in California has stolen your identity in Lodi, CA and getting paid...

V Poverty Pimps Selling Government At Republican National Committee
Where Policy Is Sold To Highest Bidder-Why Your Later Vote Did Not Was Worthless


Former Lobbyist Jack Abrahamoff

On Leave From Halfway House
Convicted Felon

Republican National Committee
Chairman Reince Priebus

Washington, DC

Senator Roger Weicker

U.S. Federal Courthouse
501 East Court Street, Suite 3-500
Jackson, MS 39201

US Senator John Cornyn

Chase Tower
221 West Sixth Street Suite 1530
Austin, TX 78701

Blue Cross and Blue Shield

1310 G Street, N.W.
Washington, DC 20005

The man who brought scandal and disgrace
to the Republican Party has returned to the scene of the crime.

By Brian Ross (@brianross)
Matthew Mosk (@mattmosk) ,
Rhonda Schwartz Meagan Chuchman (@megcourtney)
Aug. 27, 2012

Former super lobbyist Jack Abramoff -- who served 43 months on fraud, bribery and tax evasion charges -- has come to the Republican National Convention in Tampa seeking redemption through honesty. And in the process, he is helping pull back the shroud on what really occurs in the bars and back rooms of the nation's lavish political conventions.

"Virtually every interaction that a lobbyist has with a Congressman is money well spent, from the lobbyist's point of view," Abramoff told ABC News.

In Tampa, that lavish spending is well underway -- largely undeterred by stormy weather. On Sunday, a top D.C. lobbying firm rented out the Tampa Art Museum for an elegant reception behind a heavily fortified security perimeter. Donors willing to pay up to $25,000 to help Republican U.S. Senate candidates were treated to an invite-only concert with big-name bands that included the Commodores. The cost was underwritten by major corporations that have extensive needs from Congress, including AT&T, AFLAC, and Blue Cross Blue Shield.

This, Abramoff said, is where the real work of the convention occurs. And nowadays, he considers it an ugly business.

"If you're conveying something of value to a public servant, a tee time [on the golf course], a meal, a fundraising check what is that, other than a bribe?" he said. "In Washington, it's impolite to say this, and I've been attacked vociferously for saying this, and I used to participate in it. But the truth is, it wasn't fine when I was doing it, and it's not fine now."
His conviction in 2006 was the conclusion of one of the biggest scandals to hit Washington since Watergate. It revealed that he had used restaurants, golf, and luxury vacations to try to co-opt the support of key members of Congress.

It's been nearly two years since Abramoff was released from federal prison. Today, he is a chastened man, crusading against the practices he had used to gain access to the most powerful people in Washington. Abramoff still needed permission from a parole officer to leave the state of Maryland. But his mission in Tampa is not, as it once was, to burnish the reputations of high paying clients. It is to explain to the public what is really taking place on the party yachts and in the cigar lounges outside the convention hall.

"Lobbyists and special interests aren't going to be spending their money to promote and support events like this out of altruism and the goodness of their heart," he said. "They're doing it because they have an agenda. They may be good agendas, by the way, but they're still agendas that are fed by an improper use of financial resources in a way that tilts it away from members deciding things only on their merits."

With music blaring and umbrella-toting security guards escorting paying guests from their limousines, the party hosted by the National Republican Senatorial Committee was evidence of those financial resources at work in Tampa. But none of the six U.S. senators in attendance saw the event as problematic or troubling. Sen. Roger Wicker, a Mississippi Republican, left the Commodores concert at 9:30 p.m., staying only long enough to mingle with donors and accept a greeting from the evening's host, Sen. John Cornyn of Texas. Asked on his way out the door if he believed the lobbyist in attendance and the corporations who sponsored the event had spent the money to gain access to him, Sen. Wicker smiled broadly.

"Well, I don't know. I don't think so," he said. "I've been going to these since 1968, and it's changed a lot, no question about it. Conventions used to be more substantive." Pressed on the question, Wicker again said he did not feel uncomfortable with what he described as a "nonstop" schedule of events outside the convention hall. "There are better ways to influence me," he said.

VI The National Debt Was $15.4 Trillion (2011)
How The Health Care Industry Is Bankrupting the United States


US Senator Mitch McConnell

Republican Majority Leader
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
US Debit Obligation is $13,562 Trillion
The Obligation To Social Security Is $753 Trillion
Huffington Post 04/05/2011 04:02 pm ET | Updated Jun 05, 2011
Pay Back the Money Borrowed From Social Security?
By Sen. Don Riegle , Lori Hansen Riegle

Throughout its 75 year history, Social Security has provided critical economic security to millions of retirees, families, children and the disabled. Social Security is paid for by the dedicated contributions of workers and their employers, has administrative costs of less than one percent, and since it cannot borrow to fund its operations, Social Security does not contribute to the deficit. No wonder that Americans from all walks of life consistently and overwhelmingly support our nation’s most successful social insurance program — a level of support that is not achieved by other governmental programs.

Social Security currently has a $2.6 trillion surplus which has been building up since the 1983 amendments and is intended to help absorb the retirement of the baby boomers. This surplus is invested in US Treasury securities that are backed by the full faith and credit of the US government. According to the Social Security Trustees 2010 report, Social Security can pay full benefits until 2037, at which time, if nothing were done to strengthen its financing, Social Security would still be able to pay about 78 percent of benefits. This quarter of a century means there is time to strengthen its financing without cutting benefits for future beneficiaries. The American people will insist that Congress do what is needed for the program to pay full benefits and protect these benefits they were promised and have earned. Pay Back Social Security — The Government Has Borrowed More from Social Security than any Other Entity or Foreign Government

Another argument made by Social Security opponents to raise fear about the national debt is how much our government has borrowed from China. They never mention how much our government has borrowed from Social Security. In fact, the government has borrowed more from the Social Security surplus than it has from any other source in the world, including China. As a result, Social Security now “owns” nearly 18 percent of the federal debt, making it the largest single holder of US debt. The government owes almost twice as much to Social Security as it does to China and Hong Kong. Why aren’t the opponents worried about paying back Social Security — why aren’t they talking about repaying this debt to the American people? According to the U.S. Treasury Department’s “Monthly Statement of the Public Debt of the United States” (9.30.10), the total debt was $13.562 trillion and was held as follows:

US Holders of Debt
42.1 % — US Individuals and Institutions
17.9 % — Social Security Trust Fund
6.0 % — US Civil Service Retirement Fund
2.1 % — US Military Retirement Fund

Foreign Holders of Debt
11.7 % — Oil Exporting Countries
9.5 % — China and Hong Kong
6.3 % — Japan 1.4 % — United Kingdom 1.3 % — Brazil 1.6 % — All other foreign countries

US Senator Mitch McConnell

Republican Majority Leader
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

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Retired Congressional Field Auditor
Special Studies; Audits; Survey 1982-2023


National Survey;Audits & Bibliographies 1982-2022
1. Authorizations 100th Congress The auditing process provided where no one else with any good sense would agree to do the work involved

2. Model Social Service programs Best Of The Best

3. Criminal Activities HUD Organized criminal used the homeless as cannon fodder while using poorly operated facilities to destroy billions of dollars in valuable real estate.

4. Audit of SSA (1):(2): (3) (4): And I used to think the Mafia control of US Department of HUD was bad news

5. USA Freedom Act US Congressman Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) The Honorable US Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VA) joined forces with others to pass legislation to protect Freedom of Speech

6 Homeland Security Researrch Bibliographies on a wide ranging research from terrorst studies; nuclear studies; interdeminsional physics: audits and survies.
"No Good Deed Will Go Unpunished"

7. Political Patronage System Government for Sale: your vote does not really county because money has already been paid at the political conventions as to which laws will not be enforced. of whatever the special interest want

8. President Joseph Biden Fiat during the State of Union Address issued a Fiat or Executive Order to reform nursing home industry as did Honorable US Congressman Steve Scalise : estimated 2 million dead.

9. Aliens & ET's Bibliography documents how the government and ET are back dripping information to prepare humanity to meet their Ancient Ancestors

10 The Emergency Management Website has been retired after 3 or 4 decades. Classic Dynamic Failure might be addressed with Therapy Programs

11. Return Of The King With what we Christians" believe is the 2nd Coming of Jesus-the Lord forgives all to repentence even if you never go to church.

12. Congressional & Diplomatic Immunity these records Submitted As Testimony And Evidence To Congress are in resident in several exclusive venues and cannot be subject to civil or criminal prosecution-

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